Wow, it’s looking like the only thing on the planet with a lower approval rating than Bush is the 2008 Olympics. Yet another downer in the hell hole far-right wingnuts have made of the country.

Americans just need a pick-me-up so I’m going to start planning the War Criminals Olympics; Waterboarding, the White Phosphor Relay, Grecko Roman Butchering and American Football. Cheney will win gold in every event despite suffering 17 heart attacks. As an added bonus the economy will also turn around as manufacturers will switch from making those awesome SUV ribbon magnets to giant foam fingers that proudly proclaim that the USA is, in fact, number one.