Darkseid is the coolest character in the DC Universe
It’s a fact, Darkseid is the coolest character in the DCU. Now, some people seem to think he isn’t even the coolest character in the Looney Tunes universe, but they’re all bitches.
I once wrote a Darkseid vs. Thanos comic. Twenty-nine pages of epic battle destroying both the Marvel and DCU. Everyone dies like a punk except for Captain America, he dies like a hero. It finished with them destroying everything except for a bar and they just sit down and have a drink. I don’t care if Thanos is a recovering alcoholic or not. It’s quite possible the sheer magnitude of the story could break the internet in half. Then again it probably couldn’t for Darkseid IS, and he controls all thoughts and media. So the internet IS Darkseid! And Darkseid cannot be broken! FOR DARKSEID IS!!!
I know, it’s amazing. I should have pitched that to Joe Quesada and made millions. Though i think 29 pages might be a bit too lengthy for some of the quality work Joey Q has been known to greenlight.