A faster internet connection does make your penis bigger!
I signed up and got my Clearwire modem after work today and had a frustrating time getting a signal with it. This upset me greatly. Not because it didn’t work, but because it forced me to read the instructions. Step one is to plug the AC adapter into the modem and try plugging it into various outlets around the house while noting signal strength. In an act reminiscent of meticulously tweaking rabbit ears to fine-tune saturday morning cartoons, I wandered around my condo, modem in hand, testing every placement that would work. Essentially anything close to a window will work best so I put it on the window sill in my room.
It’s not getting a perfect signal (as indicated by the 4 out of 5 lights), but it’s working like a champ so far. I hopped on a DC++ hub and queued about 20GB worth of comics, music videos and movies to download. I’m either going to download myself retarded or I’ll end up with a rather nasty email from clearwire. We’ll see. If you can get clearwire in your area, I highly recommend it.