Free money
What a fantastic week. Monday is payday and Wednesday is dividend day. It’s a paltry $845.76 this year thanks to Governor “Fuckballs” Murkowski, but hell, I’ll take what I can get. First I’m getting my car paid off the beginning of next month and then it’s all the strippers and beer I can handle!
If only it were a million dollars I could do two chicks at the same time…

